nasturbate:

prosetitute:

I’M DYING

STOP HARASSING YOUR PARENTS but also keep doing it because i just laughed so hard my soul escaped my body

(Source: epic-vines, via axelfangirl55)

battleroyalewith-cheese:

Why don’t dogs get to see the world too?

(Source: corgis-everywhere, via axelfangirl55)

patterfuck:

I eat romantic shit up. If I were asked to just sit on a roof and look at the stars id probably internally combust

(Source: hexxxxgirlfriend, via actualcrutchie)

trasheater13:

"its just a word!!"

of course its a fucking word thats how we goddamn communicate. if the fucking queen of england came and told you that you were a prince would you shrug it off as “just a word”. words have importance and its not that fucking hard to just not say certain ones

(Source: deathclaw, via actualcrutchie)

zillyh00:

nannajane:

zillyh00:

i am now the youngest supervisor in my store

i read that as ‘survivor’ at first and got really scared

theres a reason why im the boss now

(via superdeaddoctoruscusavenger)

yaminekotsuki:

mypatronusisyou:

hellohappylisa:

stop-on-astaire:

I’ve been waiting for this gifset my whole life.

So I’m assuming at least 95% of tumblr is hearing this whole scene perfectly in their head, right?

the idea of people not hearing this in their head is inconceivable

I do not think that word means what you think it does.

(Source: tickatocka, via actualcrutchie)

gaypee:

gaypee:

hi im at work and i hate life 👀

nvm a vulture flew into the store i love life image

(via axelfangirl55)